probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

(Source: odestayouhavemyheart, via its-alright-now21)

*wipes phone screen on breast*

(Source: brokendildo, via searching-for-forever)

hextina:

flirting with your crush like

image

(via summerwillend)

kagarishuusei:

by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body

(via nbrhoods)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

(via summerwillend)

worryings:

I want cuddles. I want to have his warm rough hands protectively grasping my waist bringing me closer with every breath he takes, every once in a while trailing his fingers up and down my arm and occasionally playing with my hair, my head perfectly fitting underneath his chin burying myself into his chest. Feeling his warm soft breath upon my head giving me a sign of comfort.

(via carpe--n0ct3m)

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon, via flowerchildish)