codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers.

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  • before people get to know me:

    Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable

  • after we become friends:

    DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom:

    GO TO YOUR ROOM

  • Brother:

    that's not fair

  • Mom:

    DO AS I SAY.

  • Brother:

    You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!

  • Mom:

    Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.

  • Me:

    I CAN HEAR YOU.

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tumboner:

oh my gOD this WHOLE VIDEO

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